This pool is open from inside the United States only.
If you are travelling, or a VPN or private relay is switched on, turn it off and open your link again. Otherwise text John or Darrell and they will put your five teams in for you.
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Use the Google account you normally sign in with.
Save first, then invite. A name with no email can still play; you just have to hand them the link yourself with Copy link. Re-inviting someone mints a fresh link and kills the old one, which is also how you deal with a link that got forwarded.
Switching transport takes effect on the next send, no deploy. Resend needs its
domain verified and the RESEND_API_KEY secret set, or sends will
refuse and say so rather than failing quietly. Put your own address in the
redirect box to test against the real roster without anyone else receiving
anything.
Currently running —. Rolling over clears every pick, score, silk, override, payment mark and invite, and resets the standings. The trophy history and the roast's callbacks are untouched.
These stay put until you move them again. Neither one can get past the house rules: no kids, no health, no weight, no marriages, and nothing invented.
Anything you put here gets worked into the next roast. An angle, something that happened at a family dinner, a running joke you want picked up. It is used once and then cleared, so it will not still be turning up in December.
The house rules still win. It will not touch anyone's kids, health, weight or marriage no matter what goes in this box, and it cannot invent a fact about a person that is not in the roast material.
A week that already has a roast is left alone unless you use Rewrite. The site is updated first, then the email goes out with a link to it.
Every roast declares the angles it used, and those are fed back so the next one cannot reach for them again. An angle rests for four weeks after one use and is retired for the season after two. This is the list, so you can see for yourself whether it is repeating.
Score ingestion runs every two minutes on Thursday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday, and every fifteen minutes the rest of the week so an opener or a Christmas game on an odd weekday is not missed. The ESPN probe runs hourly every day. Nothing here needs attention unless a light is red.
Every visit is recorded with its source address. Worth telling the family it exists.